May 2013
braydaaan:
if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
4 tags
So um…taking Elizabeth to see The Great Gatsby was probably the smartest idea I’ve had in a while. Needless to say, it was a pretty fun night to cap off a slightly enjoyable afternoon.
3 tags
Weddings are really boring…and short. Like “the biggest day of your life” (supposedly) is summed up in about 15-20 minutes standing in front of your pastor, then its over. And then there’s food. What a waste of money…anyway, thankfully I wasn’t too bored because I was accompanied by this fantastic looking lady.
Who can really be bored with her around?
imwithkanye:
The Number 1 Best Cold Open Of The Office.
1 tag
1 tag
An Excerpt from the "Drive" Screenplay
damngruchy:
hailthelordylordypicca:
i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy
NO YOU DON’T
3 tags