February 2012
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Watch
Oprah: Book Club Fight Club
7u7:
why everybody talking about oscar
ALL THE AWARDS TO STEVE CARRELL
jimmyfallonshair:
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
wvnderbar:
remember deedee from dexter’s lab and her culturally diverse group of friends?
“I like dark men, you know that!”
– Mommy (via gypsyperspective)