braydaaan: if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
So um…taking Elizabeth to see The Great Gatsby was probably the smartest idea I’ve had in a while. Needless to say, it was a pretty fun night to cap off a slightly enjoyable afternoon.
Weddings are really boring…and short. Like “the biggest day of your life” (supposedly) is summed up in about 15-20 minutes standing in front of your pastor, then its over. And then there’s food. What a waste of money…anyway, thankfully I wasn’t too bored because I was accompanied by this fantastic looking lady. Who can really be bored with her around?
imwithkanye: The Number 1 Best Cold Open Of The Office.
An Excerpt from the "Drive" Screenplay
damngruchy: hailthelordylordypicca: i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy NO YOU DON’T