Chelsea and Eddie were dating for about 2 months and Raven being the whore she was got jealous. So one day Raven seduced Eddie with some KFC and they did “the thing where you try to make babies” and while that was happening Chelsea walked in on them and tore Raven’s weave off! After that they stopped talking and Chelsea committed suicide while Eddie died in a drive by incident. THE END.
So I decided to date a guy I met on facebook. He lived with his mom still, made ME pick him up, and dressed like a teenage boy. But somehow, we really hit it off. At dinner, he had me laughing so hard I BURPED extremely loud. He thought this was funny, and farted. I thought it was funny, till I saw the look of pure horror on his face. He didn’t fart, he SHARTED. All over the chair and you could see it through his pants. He never came out of the bathroom.