February 2012
January 2012
She is such a bitch. She needs Jesus in her life.
– Mathieson talking about some girl from our school (via castiel-stoner-of-the-lord)
Since so many people are asking here is the story...
tanyabaxter:
Chelsea and Eddie were dating for about 2 months and Raven being the whore she was got jealous. So one day Raven seduced Eddie with some KFC and they did “the thing where you try to make babies” and while that was happening Chelsea walked in on them and tore Raven’s weave off! After that they stopped talking and Chelsea committed suicide while Eddie died in a drive by incident. THE...
fungi:
Gay jokes are NOT funny! Cum on guys
Its nice to see my shitty GIFs still getting reblogged…
helldate:
So I decided to date a guy I met on facebook. He lived with his mom still, made ME pick him up, and dressed like a teenage boy. But somehow, we really hit it off. At dinner, he had me laughing so hard I BURPED extremely loud. He thought this was funny, and farted. I thought it was funny, till I saw the look of pure horror on his face. He didn’t fart, he SHARTED. All over the chair and...
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lemunplej:
people who still say “epic fail” um 2007 is that way
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